Welcome to AshHoles.com!

Are you angry about someone, or some situation, in your life?  Just want to forget someone?  Want to start over fresh without someone, or something, affecting your life?

First, you need to understand that anger comes from within. No person, or no situation, can make you angry. You make yourself angry. It is a choice. When you choose to be angry over someone else's actions, or over situations, you give them control over your life. You allow them to affect your health, your well being, your happiness.

Be thankful for those people and situations that have caused you grief. There is an old saying that states, "the finest golden objects are beaten into shape." You are the strong, golden person you are today because of the people and situations that have beaten you into shape. While you may not be able to thank them personally, you can thank them in your heart. Before you do that though, it may be necessary to bury your anger, not inside of you, though, because that can cause you serious health problems. Rather, you can bury your anger here, at AshHoles.com. It is therapeutic and it provides closure. It helps break the energy so you can go on with your life.

While this Web site is in its infancy, it's all about the final stage of the life cycle of your relationship with someone, or some situation, you just want to let go. When you end a relationship with a spouse, boss, significant other, or anyone else you would rather forget, or you choose to rise above some situation in your life, it is difficult to really let go until you completely break the energy your currently have with them. This site is all about breaking that energy. It is a place where you can virtually bury the ashes of anyone, or anything, you choose. You create and bury the ashes and we record the virtual burial at AshHoles.com. We even have a great certificate we will send you to mark the occasion, and it is "suitable for framing" so you can proudly display your virtual burial. We will be happy to change the wording to whatever you choose to commemorate your personal freeing event of burying the ashes of someone, or some situation, from your past at AshHoles.com. We will record the virtual burial in our virtual cemetery directory. We can even start an entirely new section of the AshHoles.com virtual cemetery to better suit the category of your burial. Just share your creative idea for a new virtual cemetery section and we will expand to accommodate your new section. We are here to help in any way we can.

Before you bury someone, or some situation, from your past at AshHoles.com, we recommend you go through a personal ceremony of creating some real ashes.  Be creative in your ceremony. You may wish to invite friends. Burn some old love letters, or photos, or your joint mortgage, or anything else that may have the name or likeness of the individual you are virtually burying at AshHoles.com. Burn your pink slip from losing your job, or your disease prognosis, or your eviction notice, or your grade report, or your latest evaluation, and make the choice to learn from the situation and rise above it. Use your imagination and make this a freeing event! This is important because this is what this site is all about, a place for closure, a place for breaking the energy, a place for getting on with your life.

As we expand this Web site, let us know what you would like to see, or have available. We can arrange AshHoles t-shirts, mugs, calendars, or anything else of your choosing. You tell us and we will make it happen.

To bury your past whomever or whatever at AshHoles.com, simply send an e-mail to ashholescom@aol.com with the following information:

Subject: AshHoles burial for <insert name of person or event you are virtually burying>

In the body of the text of your e-mail, please provide:

Your name:

Your e-mail address:

The person's or situations's name your are virtually burying at AshHoles.com:

The date you wish to have on your AshHoles certificate for the burial:

The exact wording you would like to have on your AshHoles certificate:

Mailing address for us to send the AshHoles certificate (suitable for framing):

Any comments you would like to have in the AshHoles virtual cemetery directory next to the person or event's name:

The section of the AshHoles virtual cemetery in which you wish to have your virtual burial: (You can create a new section if you choose):

Some thoughts on AshHoles virtual cemetery sections you may want to consider are:

Insignificant Other AshHoles (for ex-significant others), Health AshHoles (for health situations you wish to rise above), Political AshHoles (for the politicians you wish to forget), Academic AshHoles (for the teachers you wish to forget), Boss AshHoles (for your current or former boss), Military AshHoles (for current and previous military bosses), and Life AshHoles (for situations in life you wish to forget).

Be sure to drop us a payment of $10 to include the printing, shipping, and handling of your AshHoles certificate (suitable for framing) by clicking on the Buy Now button below.

Be sure to also visit the Releasing Anger page for additional information on how to free yourself for your new life ahead.

Our Mission

Our mission is to help you begin a new life by virtually burying the ashes of those people and situations that have caused you grief in the past. It is the healing thing to do.

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